Hairdressers are awkward because you’re forced to stare at yourself in the mirror for ages and contemplate how ugly you are while someone attacks your head with scissors and attempts to initiate small talk with you.
Trying to be angry at your best friend like
my mum walked in as i was taking this so i told her it was a metaphor
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it